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Show Status by Admin Category: Angry Status

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.

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never give people permission to disrespect you....

Show Status by Admin Category: Amazing Status

i am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too .

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)

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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

Show Status by Admin Category: Sad Status

Mirror is my best friend b’cos when I cry it never laughs.

Show Status by Admin Category: Life Status

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

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Men who are bad with eye contact needs to know, Breasts don’t have eyes.

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If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.

Show Status by Admin Category: Rude Status

The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.