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You are not to old complete your dream true!

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I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

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Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. Bitch please! My name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your entertainment.

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The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer

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I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.

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I bet strippers look forward to that feeling of getting home and wearing a bra after a long day at work.

Show Status by Admin Category: Motivational

"Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better."