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Show Status by Admin Category: Angry Status

I wrote as a very angry young man, believing he was going to be killed in a world war.

Show Status by Admin Category: Flirt Status

The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

Show Status by Admin Category: Annoying Status

is sick of being second on everyone’s list, unless they want something. For once I just wish I was first on someone’s list…

Show Status by Admin Category: Love Status

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

Show Status by Admin Category: Sweet Status

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine

Show Status by Admin Category: Love Status

Love is like pizza..When it’s hot ‘n fresh it taste’s great but becomes tasteless with time.

Show Status by Admin Category: Cool Status

Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.

Show Status by Admin Category: Motivational

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.