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Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

Show Status by Admin Category: Broken Heart

You don't deserve me ,,,You never did.

Show Status by Admin Category: Attitude Status

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Show Status by Admin Category: Crazy Status

I'M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

Show Status by Admin Category: Love Status

Love is that ,which can never explained...

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So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

Show Status by Admin Category: Romantic Status

When two people share their sorrows together all they get back is satisfaction and happiness.

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It took dozens and dozens of flushes and a plunger, but my guinea pig's funeral is finally over.

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Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.

Show Status by Admin Category: Naughty Status

" Do u know that yourr smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world? so plz start teeth brushing regularly "