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Show Status by Admin Category: Clever Status

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

Show Status by Admin Category: Broken Heart

The saddest part isn't that with each passing day I feel like I need you more, but it's the fact that you don't need me at all,,,

Show Status by Admin Category: Angry Status

Anger is not bad. Anger can be a very positive thing, the thing that moves us beyond the acceptance of evil.

Show Status by Admin Category: Crazy Status

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Show Status by Admin Category: Amazing Status

Don't worry be happy...

Show Status by Admin Category: Rude Status

I like children. Properly cooked.

Show Status by Admin Category: Amazing Status

We are so identical. Like two volumes of one book.

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.

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Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.

Show Status by Admin Category: Naughty Status

Teacher: Dog? Student- Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher- Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah. Teacher: I said LION, Not �Leone'..! =P