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Show Status by Admin Category: Birthday Status

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.

Show Status by Admin Category: Cool Status

Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

Show Status by Admin Category: Sweet Status

Let's flip a coin: 'Head' your mine - 'Tail' Im yours.

Show Status by Admin Category: Love Status

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

Show Status by Admin Category: Dirty Status

You have 2 primary choices in your life- To accept things as they are Or accept the responsibility for changing them.

Show Status by Admin Category: Attitude Status

Always stay true to yourself ,and never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

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“”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

Show Status by Admin Category: Sweet Status

If I had flower for every time you made me smile and laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode

Show Status by Admin Category: Funny Status

Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money