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Accept who you are unless you kill for money. People often say that money is not the key to happiness. Well if you have enough money, you can have a key made. The key to success is making your coffee strong and Monday short. Out of every lie I have ever told, “Just Kidding” is a favorite of mine. Think` that will make a hell of funny status. Wait, we have something more to make your day, People say nothing is impossible, but every day I do nothing. If you want to chill out for a day, you better have a look at this Funny Status to help you.

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Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA and INTERVIEW.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Nothing is illegal until you get caught ..

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Girls work on their looks but not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

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The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do.

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BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

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I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

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My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat…..

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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..