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Taking things one day at a time.

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If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch. Lol

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Me : I wasn't that drunk. Friend : Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone :)

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The only crush left in life, after getting married is 'Candy Crush

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We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than fat person...

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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning....